Husband--- Wife

Wife : How much do
you love me ?
.
.
Santa : I love U so
much, I can't
measure.
.
.
Wife : No just tell
me....
.
.
.
Santa : Okay, I am
like a cellphone & you
are my SIM card, i
am nothing without
you...
.
.
Wife : Wow ! that's
so romantic...
.
.
Santa (saying to
himself): Thank God
she doesn't know,
this is a Chinese
phone, with FOUR
SIM cards