A police officer pulls a man over for speeding

A police officer pulls a man over for
speeding. As the officer approaches the
car he can see that the man is very
anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I
stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding --
but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How's that?"
"There's a naked woman waiting for me
at home."
"I don't see how that is a matter of life
or death."
"If I don't get home before my wife
does, I'm a dead man."